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Whoa. What's with the cast?
I sprained my wrist.
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Oh, no!
What happened?
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Don't worry about it.
I'm fine.
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Yeah! Geez, Amy.
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Back off.
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Leave the guy alone.
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All right,
huddle up, everybody.
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Bring it in, bring it in!
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So he wouldn't say what happened,
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which can only mean one thing.
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- He's in a fight club.
- No.
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He did it doing something he's
embarrassed by, like smiling.
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Only question is, how do you
hurt your arm smiling?
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Could be a sports injury.
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I sprained my wrist in college
playing field hockey.
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Men's field hockey?
Yeah.
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It's much more violent
than the women's game.
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We're not allowed to wear anything
that protects our breasts.
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Attention, everyone,
I can hear you speculating
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about the nature and origin
of my injury from my office.
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I tripped over an uneven sidewalk.
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I did not think
it was relevant to your jobs,
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the jobs which you should all
be doing right now.
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Get to work.
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Do you wanna know
how I actually hurt my wrist?
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Yes.
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I was hula-hooping.
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Kevin and I attend a class
for fitness and for fun.
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Oh, my God.
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I've mastered all the moves.
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The pizza toss...
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The tornado...
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The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because no one...
Will ever believe you.
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No. No!
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You sick son of a bitch.
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Sync and corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, hey!
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What has three thumbs
and just made another arrest?
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This guy!
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It doesn't work if you don't
put your thumb up.
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Thank you!
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23 solves in one month.
New precinct record!
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Yeah!
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Thank you, thanks.
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Dance with me, Jakey.
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Ha! No, and I will never dance
to that song.
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Wait to go, Jakey!
Whoa!
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Are those thumbtacks?
What the hell, Scully?
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I thought they'd make good confetti.
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Why?
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This took a lot of hard work
and a lot of late nights.
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Take the weekend off, Peralta.
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Thank you.
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You know, I actually might.
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I'm severely sleep-deprived
and I'm way behind on laundry.
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Good work.
Oh.
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That's nice.
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Hey!
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What's with the bag?
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Are you going on a cruise
with your mom... in 1913?
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This is a very stylish bag.
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Teddy and I are going to
the Berkshires for the weekend.
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Oh, for like a police conference?
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Nope, just a romantic getaway.
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Wow!
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That's great.
I know.
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We're kind of taking things
to the next level.
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What are you doing this weekend?
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Oh, opposite of the Berkshires.
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Work-shires.
Working, whole weekend.
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Fighting crime.
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I thought you were taking
the weekend off to do your laundry.
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Does crime take the weekend off
to do its laundry, Scully?
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No, it doesn't.
Sorry.
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Can I call you back?
Bye.
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What's up?
Looking for paper towels.
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What are you doing in here?
Talking to Vivian.
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We're still trying to figure out
whether we should move to Canada.
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It's awful!
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Thank God it hasn't affected
how much we bathe together.
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Almost never?
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All the time.
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Thing is it's so hard to talk at work
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because there's no privacy.
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The roof is freezing, the
holding cell is full of perps,
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and their romantic advice is not great.
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It's always to tell Vivian,
"bitch, get your life right!"
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I tried it.
She did not like it.
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Let me work on it.
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Ah.
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Hands up, cop.
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Hey... no, no.
Oh, no, no!
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It's Teddy, your boyfriend!
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Aww, boyfriend.
Yeah.
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Can you release my arm?
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Oh, yeah!
Sorry.
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Good one.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I just wanted to see you
before we left for the weekend.
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Aw, that's so gross.
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What's this weekend?
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We rented a cabin in the Berkshires.
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We're taking a couples cooking class,
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and there's this great antiques fair.
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Sounds like you two have a wonderful
lesbian vacation planned.
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Now my question is, will you
be back tomorrow afternoon?
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Because that is when you promised Holt
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you'd help with
his community outreach meeting.
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That's this weekend?
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I totally forgot.
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How did I let the Captain
talk me into that?
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Would one of you be willing to...
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Me! I'll do it!
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I volunteer all my time.
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Crap.
What am I gonna do?
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Well, it's okay.
We can reschedule.
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I mean, we'll lose the deposit, but...
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Mm, or you could just lie
to Captain Holt.
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That's my policy for everything
and it always works.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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I'll just tell the Captain I made
a mistake, and he'll understand.
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Mm-kay.
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But if you do lie, you can't go
wrong with dental emergency.
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Or death of a triplet.
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Now that one you can use twice.
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Smart.
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Good news, sergeant.
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I figured out what we're
gonna work on this weekend.
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I'm working on spending time
with my family.
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We're having a fancy tea party.
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I am the King of origami napkins.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I thought you were taking
the weekend off.
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No, I decided to spend the weekend
taking things to the next level.
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Work-wise.
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I found a cold case of ours
that everyone foolishly said
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was unsolvable.
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Case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ.
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Jake, case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ
is unsolvable.
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Or maybe case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ is
waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
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What's case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ?
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Case 52ABX... we gotta find a way
to abbreviate this thing.
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Anyway, it's an old case
that the sarge and I worked
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about eight years ago.
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This guy Nate Dexter was
murdered in a boat explosion.
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No witnesses, no leads,
minimal evidence.
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This case almost killed us.
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Yeah, but I'm on a hot streak!
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Plus we're better detectives now.
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We're smarter, computers are
faster, no more blockbuster.
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Drones?
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I'm feeling it.
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That was creepy.
Huh?
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But... convincing.
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Oh, he's standing up.
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I've always wanted to solve that case.
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Then think about how good
it would feel to finally do it.
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What's the best moment of your life?
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My wedding day.
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Tied with the day my babies were born.
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Compared to this,
those memories will be garbage.
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You don't know what you're saying.
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'Cause I'm not married
and I don't have kids. Right?
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Okay.
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Okay, here's what we know.
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Nate Dexter was a small-time
crook who pissed someone off.
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They blew up his boat,
with him still on it,
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and left no evidence
except this one charred finger
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and Nate's melted torso.
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Man, I'm having deja vu right now.
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Whoever did it left no evidence,
except one charred finger
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and Nate's melted torso.
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So in other words nothing's changed.
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Except our attitudes.
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So! We start at the last place
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that Dexter was seen
before he went to the marina...
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His apartment.
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I'm telling you, sarge,
I got a good feeling about this.
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Aw, no!
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Well, it appears
his building was torn down.
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I know this seems like bad
news, but on the plus side
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the harder the solve
the sweeter the solve.
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No, it's just bad news.
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You're bad news.
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What?
What?
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Just saying
you're bad news for bad guys,
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'cause you're a number-one cop.
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Blacker the Berry the sweeter the juice!
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What?
What?
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Let's solve the case!
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Hey!
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We need to tell Charles about Babylon.
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He needs a private place
to talk to Vivian.
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What? No!
Babylon's our secret place.
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It's the best thing in my life,
and I have a very full life.
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Do you know I know Papa John?
The Papa John.
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Someone is lying to you.
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We can't tell Charles.
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He's incapable of keeping a secret.
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I shouldn't tell you this,
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but we're throwing you
a surprise party later!
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Look, we tell Charles about Babylon,
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or I shred your nap blanket
into a million tiny rags.
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No! I love wolfie.
Fine! You win!
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Tell Charles.
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Hold me close, little wolfie.
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Hold me.
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All right, convict.
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What do you know
about the murder of Nate Dexter?
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Look, I'll tell you the same thing...
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I told you eight years ago.
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I don't know anything about Nate Dexter.
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And even if I did...
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The best French toast I ever ate
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was with mayor Lindsay's dog.
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He's very old, he's lost his mind.
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We're making progress!
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Hello, Captain, my old friend.
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I've come to talk with you...
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Again.
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I've lapsed into song lyrics.
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Santiago, can I help you?
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I need to speak with you
about this weekend.
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Ah, yes, I'm so happy you'll be there
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to oversee
the audio-visual presentation.
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The last time did not...
Go well.
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The next chart shows
the drop in the crime rate
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over the last month.
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I just erased everything.
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I'm so sorry, but I think I'm gonna
be unable to help out tomorrow.
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Why is that?
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Dental emergency.
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled.
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Wow, you must be in a lotta pain.
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Yeah, I've been in pain for days.
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I had no idea you were living like this.
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No one knows.
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I am a rock.
I am an island.
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I have lapsed into song lyrics again.
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Okay.
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That's all of 'em.
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What? What about to Frank Williams?
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He's in the infirmary.
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He was beat up pretty good,
a lot of internal bleeding.
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Awesome!
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I mean, not the internal bleeding thing.
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That sounds horrifying.
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But I bet you we can get him to talk
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if we offer to move him
from his current address
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on beatdown boulevard.
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That's a great idea.
Looks like we got lucky.
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Hey, side note...
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"Beatdown boulevard,"
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good name for my debut hip-hop record.
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Strongly disagree.
Okay.
260
00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:23,894
Will you just tell me
where we're going?
261
00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:26,831
Guys? Guys!
262
00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:28,966
Oh, my God, you're gonna beat me up.
263
00:09:31,336 --> 00:09:33,938
Welcome to Babylon!
264
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:36,073
It's our secret bathroom.
265
00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:37,908
It's so beautiful.
266
00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:39,777
There used to be a transit
police squad down here.
267
00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:42,646
This was a Captain's bathroom.
I found it a while back.
268
00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,482
She told me about it a year ago
269
00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:46,050
when I got stomach flu
from that sewer rave.
270
00:09:46,051 --> 00:09:47,685
Fun night though.
271
00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:50,187
We put a lotta effort
into making this place nice.
272
00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,755
Look.
273
00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:52,990
Weird crystals.
274
00:09:54,092 --> 00:09:55,593
Also, lavender-scented candles,
275
00:09:55,627 --> 00:10:00,131
a zebra-skin rug, and the toilet
paper is, mm, triple-ply.
276
00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:01,398
Wow.
277
00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:03,234
It turns anyone's bottom into a VIP.
278
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,502
More importantly...
279
00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:05,870
It has great cell service.
280
00:10:05,904 --> 00:10:08,506
We thought you could use this place
to call Vivian when you need to.
281
00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,475
But you have to promise
not to tell anyone about this.
282
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,010
I pinky promise.
283
00:10:13,011 --> 00:10:15,012
Not good enough.
284
00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:17,047
Blood pact!
Ahh!
285
00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:18,849
All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we?
286
00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:21,552
You slipped and fell onto a shiv.
287
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:24,789
Then you got up and fell
backwards onto another shiv.
288
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,526
And finally one last shiv fell from
the ceiling and into your body.
289
00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:29,860
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
290
00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:31,228
I think you got shivved.
291
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,630
What do you guys want?
292
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,831
We wanna make a deal.
293
00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:35,733
You know anything
about the murder of Nate Dexter?
294
00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:36,867
Maybe.
295
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,836
What do I get if I do?
296
00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,337
How about a transfer
to another cell block?
297
00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:41,806
One with fewer shivs.
298
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,007
Okay.
299
00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,942
I can't be sure,
300
00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:48,179
but I think Dexter owed money
to a guy named Sam Bunsen.
301
00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,047
And... that's a new lead!
302
00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:52,149
First lead in eight years.
303
00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:53,417
You were right.
304
00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:55,886
* Ohhh, beatdown boulevard *
305
00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:57,254
* Is the toughest street in town *
306
00:10:57,255 --> 00:10:58,389
No, no.
307
00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,391
* And if you step to a gangsta crew *
308
00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,926
* You're bound to get beat down *
309
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,027
* Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha *
310
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,029
Santiago.
How are your teeth feeling?
311
00:11:05,063 --> 00:11:06,564
Oh.
312
00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:07,832
Dental emergency?
313
00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:09,800
Yes, it just sorta happened.
314
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,204
It still hurts, but I can
make it till tomorrow.
315
00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,773
Well, if you're in this much pain,
I don't think you should wait.
316
00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:17,074
My brother-in-law is
one of the top oral surgeons
317
00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,209
in the quint-state area.
318
00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,578
That's two better
than the tri-state area.
319
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,046
He's agreed to see you tonight at 6:00
320
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,115
as a personal favor to me and Kevin.
321
00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:26,383
Wow! Tonight!
322
00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:27,885
Thank you.
323
00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,554
But that's not gonna work...
324
00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:32,256
Because of the anesthesia
325
00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,691
and driving myself home.
326
00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:36,026
I'll just go tomorrow.
Teddy can take me.
327
00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:37,528
Nonsense.
328
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:40,131
I'll drive you to and from
the dentist's office myself.
329
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:44,668
That's great, just great.
330
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,237
He's a good dude.
331
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,939
He's a good, good dude.
332
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,574
Hey, sarge.
333
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,676
No sign of Sam Bunsen
in the federal database.
334
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,311
You got anything?
Bad news.
335
00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,981
I only found his wife and she hasn't
heard from him in eight years.
336
00:11:57,015 --> 00:11:58,716
That doesn't sound good.
Yeah.
337
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,985
That's why I started
by saying "bad news."
338
00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,320
Terry believes in having
a clear topic sentence.
339
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,157
I bet Mrs. Bunsen is lying.
She knows where her husband is.
340
00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:07,892
I pushed pretty hard.
341
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,593
She said she's willing
to take a lie detector test.
342
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:11,429
Well, then let's bust out the polygraph.
343
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,230
Lie detector truth or dare!
344
00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:14,632
No. Boyle, last time we did that,
345
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,400
you ended up telling everyone
you had a crush on the teapot
346
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:17,802
from Beauty and the Beast.
347
00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:19,737
It's the way they drew her.
348
00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:25,687
All right, pretty boy, where is it?
349
00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,288
Where's what?
350
00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:28,322
The secret bathroom.
351
00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:31,126
Secret what?
Bathroom where?
352
00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,560
Okay, Captain, I'll be right there!
353
00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:34,429
Don't lie to us.
354
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,031
We've been watching you.
355
00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:40,568
11:18 A.M., Rosa told you to follow
her, and you guys left together.
356
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:44,139
You returned at 11:31
smelling of lavender.
357
00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:48,643
And you've been drinking
chamomile tea all day long
358
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,578
and haven't been to the men's room once.
359
00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:53,148
Since when are you two
so into being good detectives?
360
00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:54,716
Since it came to secret bathrooms.
361
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,184
Tell us where it is!
362
00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:57,986
Now!
363
00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,555
Okay! Please state
your name one more time.
364
00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:02,424
Are we really doing this again?
365
00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:03,825
It's, like, the fifth time.
366
00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:06,328
That's a lie!
It's only the fourth time!
367
00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:07,662
No?
368
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,364
Okay, my bad.
Continue.
369
00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:13,802
I'm Sophia Bunsen, I haven't talked
to my husband in eight years.
370
00:13:13,803 --> 00:13:17,105
This is Nate Dexter.
He was friends with my husband.
371
00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,074
I didn't know he was dead.
372
00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:23,078
You think my husband killed him,
but I guarantee that's impossible.
373
00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,914
Okay.
Good.
374
00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,949
But not good enough!
Let's do it again.
375
00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,618
Jake, what's going on with you?
376
00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,219
She passed the test like five times.
377
00:13:31,254 --> 00:13:33,822
Or maybe...
She's in cahoots.
378
00:13:33,823 --> 00:13:35,890
With him! Hmm?
379
00:13:35,925 --> 00:13:37,192
Are you two cahooting?
380
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:38,493
Are you cahooting?
381
00:13:38,494 --> 00:13:40,061
Jake!
It's over, man.
382
00:13:40,062 --> 00:13:41,429
We had a lead, now it's dead.
383
00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:43,265
It happens!
No.
384
00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,833
If it's not her, and it's not him...
385
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,801
Which I'm still not
convinced of, by the way,
386
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,303
then it's gotta be the machine.
387
00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:49,704
Strap me in, sergeant.
388
00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:52,641
I'm taking this thing
for a test drive of truth.
389
00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:55,143
Thanks for taking us, Marty.
390
00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,711
Please, Ray, we're family.
391
00:13:58,781 --> 00:13:59,981
Neither of us can understand you at all.
392
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:01,416
Ah.
393
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,085
The visual examination
doesn't show much inflammation,
394
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,354
but these x-rays should be more telling.
395
00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:08,690
Let's see what's beneath the surface.
396
00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:09,891
Oh, stop!
397
00:14:09,926 --> 00:14:11,426
Santiago.
398
00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:13,161
I...
399
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,896
Oh, God.
400
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,932
I forgot I promised to help you,
401
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,334
and I made plans to go to the
Berkshires with my boyfriend.
402
00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:20,368
Oh.
403
00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:22,671
Wait.
404
00:14:22,672 --> 00:14:26,508
So you lied to me to get out of work?
405
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,742
Yes.
406
00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:30,879
I may be a liar, but
I've got great teeth.
407
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,814
And no one can take that from me.
408
00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:35,183
Have you heard of "over-brushing?"
409
00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:36,351
Oh, no.
410
00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:38,053
Your aggressive technique
has stripped away
411
00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:40,989
the protective enamel
and much of your gum.
412
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:43,692
You have seven cavities.
413
00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:47,662
I have to say...
I feel like you deserve this.
414
00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:49,998
Charles!
415
00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:51,466
What the hell is wrong with you?
416
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,968
You told Hitchcock and Scully?
417
00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,437
No! What?
418
00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:58,206
Yep, this... is... happening.
419
00:14:58,207 --> 00:14:59,674
They were scary.
420
00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:01,309
It was like that moment
in Planet of Apes
421
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,544
when the monkey talked.
422
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,279
Look, I'm sorry.
423
00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:05,713
You let me into your special place.
424
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:08,149
Ew.
I messed up, and I'll fix it.
425
00:15:08,184 --> 00:15:09,484
It's okay, Charles, you don't have to.
426
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:13,021
No! It's not okay.
Babylon hath fallen.
427
00:15:13,022 --> 00:15:15,857
Charles betrayed us
and I will make him pay for it.
428
00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:16,958
Gina, enough.
429
00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:18,727
Boyle needed a bathroom,
so we told him about it.
430
00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:20,662
Just like I told you when you needed it?
431
00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,130
Leave him alone.
He saved my life.
432
00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:23,665
Plus... he's pitiful.
433
00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:25,033
And his life is crap right now.
434
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:28,837
Yeah! It is!
Thank you, Rosa.
435
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:31,072
I'm telling you this machine is broken.
436
00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,407
Ask me a question.
437
00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,376
Is Jay Z really your favorite artist?
438
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,543
Yes, obviously.
439
00:15:35,578 --> 00:15:37,312
Lie.
440
00:15:37,346 --> 00:15:39,114
See? It's busted.
Is it?
441
00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:41,249
Or is your favorite artist
really Taylor Swift?
442
00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:43,351
No.
443
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,853
Lie.
All right, fine.
444
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,721
She is.
445
00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:48,256
She makes me feel things.
446
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,959
She makes me all of us feel things!
447
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,895
Look, that machine is working just fine.
448
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,997
Why are you being so crazy
about this case?
449
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:57,933
I wanted to work
the toughest case we had.
450
00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,401
Why?
451
00:15:59,435 --> 00:16:00,735
Because it would feel
awesome to solve it.
452
00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,504
Because a real man
doesn't run from a challenge.
453
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,773
I mean, do they run
from the bulls in Pamplona?
454
00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:06,841
Yeah. That's the whole point of it.
455
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:09,110
Seriously?
That seems lame.
456
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,379
I don't know why you wanna spend
the entire weekend at work,
457
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,714
but I'm going home to my family.
458
00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:14,716
See you tomorrow, Jake.
459
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,585
Fine, abandon me!
460
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:18,520
I don't want you here anyway.
461
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:19,588
That's a lie.
462
00:16:19,622 --> 00:16:21,523
Come on, man.
463
00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:25,193
I got here an hour early.
This better be good.
464
00:16:25,228 --> 00:16:27,128
Hmm?
Holy Moses!
465
00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:28,530
What happened to you?
466
00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:31,700
I have not slept in, since I
last saw you, many hours.
467
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,201
Plus, I think I'm hallucinating
468
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,937
because I'm pretty sure I just
heard your biceps mocking me.
469
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:37,639
No, that's possible.
470
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,808
My biceps mock a lotta people.
Mm.
471
00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:41,042
Good to know.
472
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,579
So I rewatched the
interrogation, and get this.
473
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,481
Sophia wasn't lying about anything.
474
00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,149
She doesn't know who killed Nate Dexter.
475
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:52,220
But... she does know
something way better.
476
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:55,957
Come with me.
477
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,727
Jake!
Hmm?
478
00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,128
People normally move
after they say that.
479
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:02,497
Oh, yeah, I feel asleep for a second.
480
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:04,232
Sorry.
481
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,001
Come with me.
482
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:09,782
Okay! Ahh!
483
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,404
Y'all ready for this?
You know what I'm saying?
484
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,941
Terry Jeffords,
allow me to introduce to you...
485
00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:19,378
Our murder victim,
the not-dead Nate Dexter.
486
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:21,047
What the hell is going on?
487
00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:23,015
Right?
488
00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,383
Sophia wasn't lying.
489
00:17:24,384 --> 00:17:25,952
I was just not asking
the right questions.
490
00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:27,666
She hadn't seen her husband
in eight years,
491
00:17:27,688 --> 00:17:30,456
but she was positive there's
no way that he killed Dexter.
492
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:33,459
That's when it occurred to me,
no one killed him.
493
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,962
Hey, Nate, just talking
about how you're alive.
494
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:38,030
Yeah, I'm alive.
495
00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:40,032
But whose melted torso did we find?
496
00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:43,903
Sophia's husband.
497
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,104
Yes!
498
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,173
Sophia and Dexter were having an affair,
499
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:49,642
husband found out, Nate killed him.
500
00:17:49,643 --> 00:17:51,644
Now I'm telling my friend
about how you killed that guy.
501
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:53,179
It was for love!
502
00:17:53,213 --> 00:17:54,780
Cool motive, still a murder.
503
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:56,782
Also, you remember that severed finger?
504
00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,351
Check this out.
Hey, Nate.
505
00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:00,753
Show us your hands, please?
506
00:18:00,754 --> 00:18:02,788
Ho-ho!
Right?
507
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:05,558
Cut it off himself.
How screwed up is that?
508
00:18:05,592 --> 00:18:07,960
Anyway, I asked all of my CIs
if they had dealings
509
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,295
with a nine-fingered man.
510
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,831
Unsolvable case...
Solved!
511
00:18:11,832 --> 00:18:13,032
Whoo!
512
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:15,735
What'd you wanna talk to us about?
513
00:18:15,769 --> 00:18:17,436
Well, I got Hitchcock and Scully
514
00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,605
to promise never to use
our bathroom again.
515
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,040
How'd you do that?
516
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:23,442
The Donald and I call it
"the art of the deal."
517
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,144
You want your bathroom back, fine.
518
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,879
I want your chair.
Mine smells like my butt.
519
00:18:26,914 --> 00:18:27,914
Ew! Fine.
520
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:29,382
And we want your coyote blanket.
521
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:31,083
It's not a coyote, it's a wolf.
522
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,785
Learn your animals, idiot.
523
00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:34,053
Told you she wasn't serious.
524
00:18:34,054 --> 00:18:35,621
Let's go, Scully.
525
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,856
Fine!
526
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,457
I can't believe you gave up wolfie.
527
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,559
It was worth it.
528
00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:42,228
Plus, I'm done with wolves now.
529
00:18:42,229 --> 00:18:43,930
I'm into angry unicorns.
530
00:18:45,432 --> 00:18:48,201
If I was a unicorn, I'd never be angry.
531
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,735
Jake!
532
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,304
Nice job on the case.
Great solve!
533
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,472
Thanks. Aren't you supposed
to be in the Berkshires?
534
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,274
I had a dental thing.
535
00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:56,409
But you're such a good brusher.
536
00:18:56,443 --> 00:18:57,777
I know!
537
00:18:57,778 --> 00:18:59,178
Turns out that was my undoing.
538
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,847
Classic.
Yeah.
539
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,215
Hey, you remember Teddy.
540
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,549
Oh! Yeah. Hey, man.
How are you?
541
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,851
Great solve.
542
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,619
Can I buy you a Pilsner?
They have awesome Pilsners here.
543
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,987
Teddy's really into Pilsners.
544
00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:09,222
Cool!
545
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,523
Attention!
546
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:15,328
Everyone raise your glasses
to the amazing Jake Peralta!
547
00:19:15,329 --> 00:19:17,730
Today, he did the impossible.
548
00:19:17,764 --> 00:19:21,334
He closed case 52abx-dash-32qj.
549
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,937
Speech, speech, speech!
550
00:19:24,972 --> 00:19:27,173
Look, the real hero here
is the murderer.
551
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,774
Because without him
there wouldn't be a case.
552
00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:32,011
So... here's to Nate Dexter,
the murderer.
553
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:40,720
Captain... I wanna
apologize for lying.
554
00:19:40,754 --> 00:19:43,022
Thank you.
555
00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:44,724
Next time just talk to me.
556
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,360
Okay.
557
00:19:47,361 --> 00:19:50,596
Now I know this comes
on the heels of betraying you,
558
00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:52,765
but... can I have next weekend off
559
00:19:52,766 --> 00:19:54,901
to go to that cabin
in the Berkshires with Teddy?
560
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:01,307
Okay.
561
00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:04,076
Thank you, sir.
562
00:20:08,115 --> 00:20:11,184
I still can't feel my mouth.
Did a little bit dribble out?
563
00:20:11,218 --> 00:20:13,553
What's going on with you?
564
00:20:13,554 --> 00:20:15,021
For the past two days,
565
00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:16,722
you've been telling me
how amazing it was gonna be
566
00:20:16,723 --> 00:20:18,090
to solve this case.
567
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,892
This does not look amazing.
568
00:20:19,893 --> 00:20:21,160
I don't know, man.
569
00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:23,095
I thought I'd be more psyched too.
570
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,331
Maybe I just need a cooler case.
No.
571
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:27,700
That is not gonna work.
572
00:20:27,701 --> 00:20:29,936
You set the precinct record,
you weren't happy.
573
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:33,239
You solved an unsolvable case,
you weren't happy.
574
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,907
No case is gonna make you happy.
575
00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:37,643
Something's bothering you.
576
00:20:37,644 --> 00:20:41,013
And whatever it is
you gotta deal with it.
577
00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:44,617
Yeah, well, maybe I can't
deal with it right now, or...
578
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,085
You know, whatever.
579
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:50,056
I know!
580
00:20:50,057 --> 00:20:51,691
Oh.
581
00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:52,925
That's a tough one.
582
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,660
Yeah.
583
00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:57,396
But solving more cases isn't
gonna make you feel any better.
584
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,701
Having a drink
with a friend might though.
585
00:21:01,702 --> 00:21:05,905
Thank you, but I don't think
another drink is gonna help.
586
00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:07,673
I think having a lot more drinks
might help.
587
00:21:07,674 --> 00:21:10,309
There he is!
588
00:21:11,845 --> 00:21:14,780
So...
Amy, huh?
589
00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:16,415
We're gonna need some shots.
590
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,084
* What a man, what a man *
591
00:21:18,085 --> 00:21:20,453
* What a man, what a mighty good man *
592
00:21:20,454 --> 00:21:22,188
Everybody comes around!
593
00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:23,623
* What a man, what a man *
594
00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:25,725
* What a man, what a mighty good man *
595
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:27,493
I hate myself right now.
596
00:21:27,528 --> 00:21:31,531
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